Enjoy Your Age!!!

 

The Cable Guy!

The other evening in order to watch my favorite Hockey Team - it was only available on ESPN Plus which means having to stream (Which I hate), anyways after the game, I tried to switch back to cable and the TV would not connect to the HDMI 1 input - the cable box??? Frustrated the shit out of me. So I called the cable company and raised hell, they told me it looked like everything was OK - I said well it isn't working. So we made an appointment for the next day for a service call.

The next morning at 9:00 am a nice young man arrived from Spectrum and proceeded to diagnose the problem. He tried all three HDMI ports on my TV and none would connect - tried a new cable box and had the same issue. He said may be the TV - we will try a hard reset - unplug the power, wait 10 seconds and plug back in - sure enough problem solved. So problem solved.

Then as he was hooking back up my old cable box so I don't lose my recorded shows, he goes to the truck and comes back with a little box, I am in my chair relaxing and not paying much attention. He is wrapping up and getting ready to leave and the little smartass hands me a remote the size of Texas and says, many of the OLD PEOPLE prefer this remote! Now I am trying to get my knife and get out of my recliner to slit this little shits throat and before I could get out of my chair he was out the door and gone!!

 

Old Remote

New remote

While relating this story to a friend of mine he said you need to learn to enjoy your SENIOR YEARS! and went on to explain some of the benefits! I will share!

A Trip to Wal-Mart

Looking to try out my new found understanding of my Senior Years! I took a trip to Wal-Mart and tried out one of the little motorized carts - what a great find - After my heart issues I get really winded walking any distances and a trip to the supermarket or Walley world is particularly exhausting. This new electric Wal-Mart cart was the perfect vehicle to test out my SENIOR YEARS!!

My vocabulary!

Just stand in the middle of the aisle Dumbass!

Read that label when when you get home MORON - move along!

Your on the wrong side of the aisle!

Make a hole make it wide!

And I zoomed around the store playing chicken with normal shoppers and testing my new found vocabulary! I had a great time!! One of the most enjoyable shopping trips in years and one I am sure to repeat in the coming months! Now I just need a cane so I can also poke people and get their attention - its ordered on Amazon!!

And now another subject my latest book - My Life beyond Barberton!

I had a problem with my computer I bought last year - working on the book became such a trying task due to the number of images and pages. My little computer did not have enough memory to allow me to work, it took forever to load a new page or image and it was very frustrating, so I stopped working on it and ordered a new computer. Took me several days to get all my software installed on the new computer and load all the images onto my hard drives.
Anyway that is all done now and I promise to start working in earnest to finish the book before summer!

Jim


Capt. Jim - "The Wanderer"

Traveling and photographing the Southwest

The Great Refridgerator Caper & Surprise

I had been wanting a new fridge for the past 4 or 5 months - found one I liked at Home Depot put it in my shopping cart and it stayed there for about 4 months - Lo and Behold just before Memorial Day I get an email saying it was on sale for Memorial Day $200.00 savings - same day I get an envelope in the mail telling me that any appliance purchase over $299. and no interest for 12 months. I figured now or never - re-confirmed the measurments again and hit the order button!

It arrived and lo and behold it was a challenge to get in my small house. The sliding glass doors needed to be removed and then discovered it was too wide to slide down the hallway to the slot in the cabinets, so had to remove the doors. Then it would not fit in the space allotted in the cabinets - I measured the top and not the bottom, there was almost an inch difference between the top measurement and the bottom measurement. So had to remove some screws holding the cabinets and pound it over a half an inch to get it to fit, remove some molding along the sides of the opening and then move the electrical outlet to the back, it was on the right side of the cabinets. Turned out to be a major job, thank goodness for my maintenance crew here at the park!!

Now for the surprise. While unloading my severely overloaded freezer I discovered buried way in the back several Alaska frozen fish from Yes Bay a couple halibut and snapper filets!! I also discovered a package of genuing Katz Deli pastrami! So I decided a nice pastrami on Rye was in order...

A little Rye and Swiss

Some fresh hot pastrami

And Now a pastrami Omelet

Add some eggs

Ready to plate

Time to eat!!

All I can say is make sure you measure twice - love the new fridge! Now to enjoy some Alaskan fish for dinner!

Capt. Jim - "The Wanderer"

Traveling and photographing the Southwest

Feminism Failed - a Rant

 

Our generation and I am talking about the "Baby Boomers" have failed in so many ways and are directly responsible for our current situation.

Feminism FAILURE

Pay attention MB. I was recently amused by a viral Tik Tok posting by a liberal woman complaining that she could not find a masculine male who was not a conservative! Complaining of males wanting to "Split the check" on a first date!! I had to laugh out loud for the Women's Movement pushed for female independence and demanded they could open their own doors, break the glass ceiling etc. And now they are searching for a male with traditional vales that they worked so hard to destroy!! You have to laugh! I personally have had the door ripped out of my hand - I can open my own damn door! Well then open it!

And where are the Gloria Steinem followers now - when they fought so hard to get Title IX passed (that's Title 9 for those unaware of roman numerals), yet now when the most severe challenge to equality in Women's Sports to ever come along with transgender males infiltrating women's sports and yet we hear almost nothing from the feminist activists?? How can they turn their back on this issue, they need to turn in their Vagina Hats in disgrace!

See article here: https://www.foxnews.com/media/liberal-woman-goes-viral-tiktok-saying-hard-find-masculine-man-conservative

The demasculination of the male!

Almost every TV Commercial portrays the male figure as a moron - I mean John really you can't find an affordable life insurance policy, what kind of idiot are you? We have no idea how to operate a dishwasher, advertising seems to enjoy portraying the male species as an idiot! Liberty Mutual ad - We are on the one wheel riding around like an idiot then go over the railing into the Hudson River!

Watch Here: https://youtu.be/jshkG9l9Pv4

Interesting read: https://www.cantechletter.com/2017/07/men-always-idiots-tv-ads/#

And there are so many more examples, makes me sick!

So You have proven yourselves and it seems the advertising industry agrees, the woman is a superior force and you have succeeded in the de-masculination of the male species and now you can't find a male with traditional male values!! Well you reap what you sow!

DR. SPOCK

Yea you heard me right, we followed that Morons guidance on disciplining our children and look what we have achieved, a generation of non-disciplined woke demanding, "everyone gets a trophy" generation with totally unacceptable demands! They are in many cases unemployable and now after Covid feel that the world owes them a living which they refuse to work for.

Our Education System!

We have allowed the education system to slip into an indoctrination program that fails to even begin to teach the basics of reading, writing and arithmatic. I have job applicants who cannot solve basic math and change issues, can't spell the job they are applying for and emails with so many grammatical errors that we cannot allow them to answer an email from a customer!

How did we go from this:

To This!

My My What a mess we have created!!

It is time for us to find these demands unacceptable and fight for a return to traditional values!

Time for the 99% to stop accepting the 1%

WTF happened to logic?

Just a heads up - there are ONLY TWO GENDERS!

Capt. Jim - "The Wanderer"

Traveling and photographing the Southwest

Time to bring back the Pitmaster

Not a Pitmaster yet, but going to work to that end!

Spent a couple hours putting my new smoker together, time to get ready for fall and cooler weather and get the porch and grilling area all set up for some outdoor delicacies!! I got inspired last Friday when I went over to the golf course and had some brisket off of the Three Blessings BBQ Trailer. It was very good, but I recall back in my Florida Days and my old smoker making brisket that was even better, so time to get the Smoker set up and ready.

A few months ago, I started gathering things to get back to smoking meat. When I was in St Pete, I had the exact same smoker and loved it and made some fantastic brisket, prime rib, tri-tip and Ribs...so I bought the same smoker, it has been sitting on my porch ready to assemble. I also got a double flat top griddle for my Camp Chef, I like the flat top griddle better than the BBQ Box, where things keep falling through the grill...love grilled vegetables and the flat top works better, steaks are just as good on the flat top - I really don't give a shit about grill marks...good meat and flavor is more important. More on that later. You will note the thermometer on the door is reading 100 degrees - little warm this morning.

Back to the smoker.

I dug up all my old rub recipe's and gathered large containers of spices. Bought an action packer to keep them all together.

Got a good selection of smoke chips and another action packer!

I also want to get into some sausage making, Weisswurst Sausage, Bratwurst, Bockwurst and any more I can discover, including smoked sausage like Summer Sausage. A while back a friend here in 29 made some amazing sausage from some old German recipe's from his grandfather who was a sausage maker in Germany. He was thinking of opening a sausage shop or small restaurant and after a few beers and some great sausage we determined the proper name would be as follows, so I made a logo for him.

Would have been so fun to say you had dinner at the Wurst Restaurant in 29 Palms. Sadly, as he was negotiating a lease for a small store downtown he went toes up, so that ended that. His wife dropped by a few copies of recipes for a couple of the sausages he made and we tried, so now it will be my turn...wish I was younger I would start up the Wurst Restaurant in 29 Palms!!

I bought a grinder and sausage stuffer, so this will be a learning experience.

I am looking forward to some new experiences and renewing some old ones - good smoked brisket, juicy, good bark and nice smoke, low and slow is my motto!!

Always more yet to buy - I have brine buckets and marinating tubs on order!

I suspect there will be a smoked turkey or two for Thanksgiving in the clubhouse!!

Stay Tuned!

Capt. Jim - "The Wanderer"

Traveling and photographing the Southwest

Fry Day!!

 

It was time to try a different version of Jalapeno Poppers.

Years ago in Texas in a little seedy bar in Dallas, I discovered an item called Armadillo Eggs, they were fantastic and long forgotten, but with my new deep fryer, I thought it might be time to recreate Armadillo Eggs. I was reminded the other day watching Diners Drive-Ins and Dives!

So I gathered the ingredients, watched a few You Tube videos on various versions, every Texan has his own recipe. The one that most matched my memory is what I was determined to make.

Made my favorite stuffing!

Cream cheese,, Monterey jack and real bacon bits.

Stuffed the peppers!

Rolled out the sausage!

This did not work real well - bad You Tube suggestion just grab a wad of sausage and roll the pepper in your hand until it is coated, dirty hands but much faster.

As suggested I put these in the freezer for an hour!

Meanwhile pulled out a couple Vidalia Onions and got the onion rings ready!

Mixed up some waffle mix - Thanks Ralph Foore for the suggestion!

Tired and hot rather than get out bread crumbs and make more of a mess, just decided to use the remaining Waffle Batter!

ARMADILLO EGGS - My Version!!

Now the remaining peppers are in the oven!

Now time to sharpen up my Pitmaster Skills.

New outside porch table arrived and set up!

Time to set up my smoker!

Capt. Jim - "The Wanderer"

My Trip to the Islands

 

First you have to pack and prepare!

So I called my friends at Key Largo Fisheries and arranged a shipment of some of my favorite seafood!

How about some Conch Fritter Mix!

Dug out the fry daddy!

Love those Fritters!

Gather a few friends!

Time to Travel

It looks to be a dark & Stormy night in Bermuda - a little Goslings Dark Rum, some Goslings Ginger Beer in a tall chilled glass!

Now travel down to the Florida Keys!

Add in those wonderful Conch Fritters

A few pounds of Fresh Florida Stone Crab and a bowl of Gulf Shrimp!

Add in some fresh Florida Lobster Tails!

Split and on the flatop Grill!

The trip back to the Islands was a wonderful Gastronomic Success!

Every year I enjoy a trip back in time to some of my favorite foods, place the order wait anxiously and then gather some friends and share the food and experience.

Always one of my Favorite Evenings!

Capt. Jim - "The Wanderer"

Traveling and photographing the Southwest

Yes Bay Lodge ONCE MORE!!

 

I was invited By Kevin Hack to return to Yes Bay Lodge as a guest two years ago and with the Covid the Lodge did not open last year so the reservation was advanced to this year and last Friday the 23rd of July my good friend from Montana, Jim Flinchbaugh and I got on several planes and made our way to Ketchikan, Alaska then boarded a floatplane for the trip out to the Lodge. We had a small weather issue, the Lodge had a large group arriving at the same time and the plan was for me and Jim to ride along with all the luggage on a boat to the Lodge, however it was too rough for the boat to come in so the plane had to make multiple trips, Jim and I hung out at the new office and helped organize luggage then he and I flew out last with some luggage then the plane made one more luggage only trip, we got out to the Lodge about 3 pm local time, got fishing licenses, met our guide and in plenty of time for wonderful appetizers at the bar. By the way - hard enough for me to get to Alaska without lugging all my camera gear so took the small pocket Sony, pretty sure I have enough pics with the large camera....

Soon it was dinner time and lo and behold it was one of my favorites - Dynamite Halibut, rice and roasted vegetables!

It was wonderful and we met the new chef Gabe Guettich, who happens to be the Grandson of a long time guide at Yes Bay Lodge - Jim Bernard (Slice) for those who remember.

A few stories at the bar and the long travel day was over...

I neglected to get our first days dock picture but it was a very productive day - we got our limit of 12 salmon, limit of silver grey rock fish (2), the halibut eluded us!!

Day two we focused on halibut ALL Day and managed two small ones and our rock fish a pacific Cod and a salmon, and a few small Kings which had to be released, we also lost a real nice Silver Salmon right at the boat!!

Our second evening dinner was just as delicious as our first We had a tender filet mignon - Our third evening we had Ling Cod and it was so tender and moist a perfect meal!!

The weather cooperated very nicely, of course there was rain, welcome to the Southeast Alaska Rain Forest, but the wind stayed down and we had perfect fishing weather.

Our third and last day of fishing was a huge repeat of the first day - quickly got our limit of pink salmon and a couple nice Coho (Silver Salmon), our rock fish then spent the afternoon searching in vain for the larger halibut - we managed another small one...Our last evening dinner was White King Salmon, so we had the full Alaska assortment of food and Gabe did a wonderful job!

Long travel day yesterday and a wonderful 4 hour wait in Seattle that POS town waiting for our flight to Kalispell, got back in Kalispell at about mid-night, then off to bed!

A wonderful perfect return to Yes Bay Lodge, it was fantastic to make one more trip up to my all time favorite spot in the world!! Good Fishing, Great Friends, Superb Food!!

Thanks to the entire crew for making my return visit another memorable time at Yes Bay Lodge, the BEST Fishing Lodge in Alaska!

Capt. Jim - "The Wanderer"

Traveling and photographing the Southwest